“Stupid fucking game. First half I step out of the way to give my opponent a touchdown, because I'm a retard. Failed the 2+ GFI with a reroll for the hand-off attempt for the equalizer to close out the half. At this point I'm on TILT and just begin trying to maim and kill everything I can, and I even do that wrong. Somehow I managed to get the ball into the endzone to tie. I'm a retard, and I hate myself.”