“The Kowboyz got lucky their first game, picking up a match against a much superior and seriously undermanned halfling team. To improve their odds, they also drugged the team's chef and had the troll spit his diseased phlegm into their water bucket while he was off sick. Their bet thusly hedged, the boyz gave the halflings what for, and came out ahead in the end. These halflings were no pushovers, however, and gave up a good fight despite the orcs' cheating. Next time we might not be quite as fortunate.”