“This I tell you Nuffle! If you're not already burning in hell... BURN IN HELL!!! I've never once in my centuries of Blood Bowl coaching seen the luck distrituted this poorly! I'm sure it's all been seen before, but certainly not is this degree. While the long bearded goons, with 2 AG, of yours truly was long bombing the field thin, the mighty break tackling bullcentaurs of Gezzo the Patriot was rolling several ones, and an endless string of double skulled fury. Much to my dismay. These things happen once in a while, but it's not supposed to last the entire match. This old rotten whore of a Blood Bowl match should never have taken place. Gezzo, my friend. You have my condolences. Better luck in the future, old chap.”