“Poor old Brian Both-Hands. One of the original team members, killed in action, and then all the apothecary did was tut and offer a choice between a dead Brian and... a dead Brian.

I had some dreadful dice, but then I also had some lovely ones - being able to sack the ball carrier late on with an uphill block was nice - and with a bit more luck my ogre wouldn't have rolled a skull and then lonered it, and maybe I could have got the ball and chucked it up field - but a deserved loss for the Angry Men. It's been a while since they've played so I can at least claim I'm a bit rusty, and those enormous Chaos monstrosities were at least polite enough to only seriously injure one of the Men. Onwards!”