“A tail of two halves. In the first half, the Twisted Rats, on the pitch for the first 5 time in over 5 years, received the kick! A beautiful smash and grab with Glart Smashrip giving the Underworld Vermin 4, count them, FOUR strength 4+ front liners. Excellent! However, damage was not as fast as the old cpombers remembered, and apparently deefenz means something, so eventually the lizards (who were managing to KO some rats) snagged the ball. Noticeably, apparently the skaven thrower absolutely REFUSED to throw the ball to a two headed foul appearance goblin (completely forgot Animosity was a thing), and so instead it was a punt into the lizard end, but of course, lizards with a numbers advantage are quite good at picking up loose balls. Despite some valiant efforts by the lycanthropes, the lizards deftly managed to stall out for a turn 8 touchdown.

But despite damage being 'low', well, we did manage to foul out the might kroxigor, and we also badly hurt the incredible Huixtocihuatl, agi 5 skink. Things looked, well, not grim. Then, the Twisted Rats, realizing my coaching was AWFUL, decided to completely rearrange their defensive line up of their own accord. Which neatly set up a perfect defense, and the monstrous werebadger went to town, smashing up skinks left and right, with the mighty Otyugh locking down entire platoons of reptiles, and we snuck in a very tentative turn 8 touchdown to tie the game up.”