“Brutal girl power vs nimble, agile elves. Awesome game for the girls, blocking 61 vs 24 and fouling 6 to nil. Lots and lots of elf blood on the pitch. A solid grind in the first half even though elves got a blitz, then they scored quickly. Most amazing was the 2-1 score by the elves, pure elf bullshit with only 4 players left on pitch... but with players like that, that's all it takes.

Linda Thoren killed the Witch Lallana on a straight-up block, and the Guarding Lino Lovren was gang fouled to death by Lily Rader, my dirty player who fouled 6 times without the ref noticing.

Some bad Nuffle dice for the elves early on, some failed dodges and turnovers gave the girls far too many blocks, especially with the mighty blow tackler Serene Siren, who got 3 casualties for her efforts.

Still the girls lost... frustrating, and the lesson again is to avoid leaving the ball carrier exposed, especially against faster, far more skilled and agile players. Good lesson in humility for the girls.

Thanks for the game, Blue!”