“The Death of a Tap dancer

The Wobbly Boot is the most prestigious of all prizes in the dibbl (Most prestigious Trickey has ever been in the running for -ed). The Boot final is known to stop two nations in their tracks.

This final was to be something special. With Burtino Bawhog single handily dragging the team through the play off pressure suddenly was on Albino Chipolata to deliver. To even the keel The lads picked up a particularly dirty bit of machinery looking to slice ANdrew StarShips a new Top hat. Also there wily coach paid a small donation to the Referee's widows guild just before kick off.

The pressure certianily told and in the first minutes of the game the ball slipped from Chipolata's fury sweaty little hand. He tried to laugh off the crowds jeers, but he is a sensitive rat. Montador went about his task much like the season charging head long into the battle. This poor beast still blinded by the rage of not being allowed into the imperial ballet. Quickly he found himself tossed into the crowd and back on the bench.

Chipolata hid in a poorly formed cage only to be beaten out spilling the ball and seeing it flinged around by the Glee club before crossing over the line. The Mercy lads had done their fair share of damage though and it was noted that Pus Vinbattle, who's new sponsorship with Hatorade has seen him grow to the size of a Black Ork, had already been dealing out the punishments. With little time on the clock the restart saw nothing from the gang.

Now the kick and chase. The Mercy of Chaos tussled and bashed but the beastman seemed to be to comfortable on the ball and again crossed the line. The deep bench was telling on the Glee club and The homeside were starting to be out numbered. Albino was sent to the apoc with broken ribs but hell bent on keeping him in the game the apothecary patched up the rat. Pus continued his Onslaught slaying Stuart "I love it" Barnes and another beast.

It was with a wicked glint in his eye Montador charged toward Starships. After a solid shunt up the pitch this hoofable individual laid into our favorite Minotaur. As he hit the deck tears along with a death rattle flooded out the poor beasts mouth. All the beast ever wanted was the approval of his father Minus (Minotaur of legend). The crowd gasped, new mother wept,a small village inbetween Balclutha and Dipton raised adjusted their flag.

The rest of the game slipped by the boot was lost. In the end we are all At the mercy of chaos. The boys will slip off back to the Otepoti Hip hop underground possibly searching for a new Minotaur.


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