“Nuffle LOVED this match. First move of the game, the saw, THE CHAINSAW ON AN ELF TEAM THE ENTIRE REASON WHY SL EXISTS! ok maybe not all of SL, but at least this team for this coach, anyway, where was I? Oh yes, first action, SNAKE EYES!

This was followed up shortly after by the Saw getting mangled and thrown out of the game with a Fractured Arm - the Apo offered to add a permenant injury to that, but we declined.

Then, more snake eyes! Failed pick ups, failed dodges, failed blocks, failed everything you can think of!

This leads to 0-0 at the half.

New drive! What do you think, we're kicking, can we score? Nah, probably not... wait! SNAKE EYES! FAILED PICK UPS FAILED DODGES!

Ok, ok, we're gonna learn. Our shadowblade has the ball (how did THAT happen??), so lets 3die blitz the pixie for a touchdo.... TRIPLE SKULL/DOUBLE DOWN! That's ok we have a team re-ro.... TRIPLE SKULL/DOUBLE DOWN!

Nope, Nuffle does NOT want anyone to score this game.

But the elves won't give up! Stabby stabby dodgy FAIL ok block th-FAIL how about -FAIL WAIT THE BLOODMAIDENS SCORE!!!!!

That game was strange.

Thanks for the match!!”