“Khaine should not have won this match. The Khornets did what Khornets do and elves went out, one, two, three. Boom! Seven Neophytes left on the pitch.

Elfball! Nope.. nope.. that.. nope. Khornets score. 1-0!

Then second half, and.. one shadowblade back on the pitch! 9 players! But.. we're kicking.

Who cares! Vaslo wants to be a bloodletter and fails to pick up the ball 3 turns in a row! Defensive touchdown! Bloodlust! Bloodlust! Bloodlust! Bloodlust! Bloodlust! Bloodl.. yeah it went on a lot. More elves off the pitch! Khornets off the pitch! Everyone off the pitch! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE! (imagine that in the voice of a european or south american football commentator yelling goal)

Of course, POW!s happened too, but the shadowblade just kept getting up, blitzing the ball markers, and picking up the ball, and dodging away. 4 turns of this led to a second defensive touchdown! Khaine WINS!”