“Brutal game against squishy pro elves, with some awesome stars on the elf team (including the leaping legend). The lack of a bench for the elves was a problem once the girls started punching them (and kicking them when they were down)... and the fans didn't help any, throwing TWO rocks on a single kick-off roll and KILLING a player on each team (Prinzzess and Paré). The loner #17 was killed on a foul near the end of the game when the elves gave up trying to chase the ball after the girls ran it up the pitch.

Best play of the game for the girls was when a rookie linewoman was crowded by elves and her own players, threw an inaccurate pass which landed next to Jenna Jameson, who caught it with diving catch and ran it in for the equalizer! First time that Diving catch works for me, and after such a glorious pass at that!”