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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2019-08-27 06:40:19
Malapropism Mania
CTV 2080k Chaos Dwarf
BeefyGoodness
3
Winnings 80k
18000 (2 FAME) Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/4/0
Inducements: 2 bribes, Star player Nobbla Blackwart, Card Spiked Ball
Replay
Dice Stats
Fremantle Line
Shambling Undead CTV 1340k+740k
MrCushtie
1
30k Winnings
Spectators 8000
Fanfactor No change
2/1/4 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 4 bribes, Star player Hack Enslash, Star player Bryce 'The Slice' Cambuel, Mercenary Merc Skeleton Lineman 1, Mercenary Merc Skeleton Lineman 2, Card Stolen Playbook, Card Fawndough's Headband, Card Force Shield, Card Witch's Brew
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
Taken for Granite
-
-
1
-
-
2
6
-
-
4
-
#2
The Abdominal Snowman
3
-
1
-
-
11
16
-
31
4
1
#3
Snow Chance
-
-
1
-
-
2
10
-
-
5
-
#4
Self Defecating Comment
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#5
What Are You Sinking About?
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
1
-
#6
Intensive Purposes
-
-
1
-
-
2
11
-
-
6
-
#8
Jumped the gum
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
5
-
#10
Urinarilly Incompetent
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#11
Book Suppository
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
1
-
#12
Extrasensory Conception
-
-
1
-
1
7
4
-
-
1
-
#13
EggCorns
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#14
Scheduled Outrage
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
4
-
#90
Nobbla Blackwart
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
2
TOTALS
3
-
5
-
1
24
102
-
31
34
3

#1 Taken for Granite – Dead (RIP)
#4 Self Defecating Comment – Dead (RIP)
#5 What Are You Sinking About? – Dead (RIP)
#10 Urinarilly Incompetent – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#14 Scheduled Outrage – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
Perth
-
-
1
-
-
2
13
-
-
3
-
#2
City West
-
-
1
-
-
2
14
-
-
5
1
#3
West Leederville
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
6
-
#4
Subiaco
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
8
1
#5
Daglish
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
1
#6
Shenton
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#7
Karrakatta
1
-
-
-
-
3
7
-
16
1
-
#8
Loch Street
-
-
-
-
1
5
13
-
-
8
1
#9
Claremont
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
1
-
#10
Swanbourne
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
1
#11
Taken for Granite
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
-
-
#12
Cottesloe
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
1
-
#13
Mosman Park
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
1
-
#90
Hack Enslash
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
-
#91
Bryce \'The Slice\' Cambuel
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
2
1
#92
Merc Skeleton Lineman 1 (Dirty Player)
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
-
7
#93
Merc Skeleton Lineman 2 (Dirty Player)
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
147
-
16
36
13

#3 West Leederville – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#6 Shenton – Smashed Knee (NI)
#93 Merc Skeleton Lineman 2 (Dirty Player) – Fractured Leg (MNG)
“The dirtiest game I've played for quite some time (13 fouls? Merc Lineman 1 did his job again and again...) When I saw the tide of pile on chorfs charging towards me I feared for the worst, but BeefyGoodness's apo was helpfully incompetent, incapable of saving What Are You Sinking About? from the grave, and shortly afterwards Taken for Granite wa recruited as our 17th player for the match.

Sadly we failed to prevent the second score from the Mania, and it was downhill from there, but if we'd just had another 8 turns I would have put every player in the injury box and been able to walk home a win. This is what happens when you have a million gold in inducements and you don't care about your own team's happiness :-)”
 
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