“First win for the masochists, taking on the less-than-agile sandflies. Kicked first, saw the khemri cage up and walk down the field. Had some shots at the ball but failed to knock it loose. Tried to break a downed tomb guardian by kicking it in the death mask, but failed to get it off the pitch.

No riot, and no reasonable shot at a one-turner on turn 8. Then a nice, elfy 2-turner in second half.

No blitz for the elves who tried to kick shallow, and instead the khemri got a touchback of the ball and caged up once more. Numbers favored the elves (miracle of miracles!), and fearless blitzer Lou braved the odds and blitzed his way into the cage, where he knocked the ball loose, then grabbed it for himself when it was bouncing around, and finally was able to dodge out of said cage!

Opponent tried to knock the ball loose from the based blitzer, but had no remaining rerolls and was visited by the god of Skulls. Nothing to do, and the elves buggered off down the pitch for a turn 16 touchdown and the first win for the Masochists.

Friendly chat with opponent who was a long way from me geographically, in New South Wales! Happy for a rematch anytime.”