CTV 1850k Elven Union
1

50k
19000 (1 FAME)
-1

0/1/0
Inducements: 1 bribe
Halfling CTV 1570k+240k
1
30k

11000

+1
3/1/1
Inducements: 1 bribe, 1 halfling master chef, Star player Puggy Baconbreath
#2 Dismer Aesala – Dead (RIP)
#6 Valli Maruvain – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#8 Someday when you're free III – Groin Strain (MNG)
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Still, some remarkable elf bullshit was pulled off during the course of the game... leaping into the cage (AG5 leap, tackle wrestle piece shredding my poor ball carrier).
Didn't help that the game was played in sweltering heat and the elves had trouble handling the temperature.
Flings took the head of Dismer Aesala back to the village artisan who will polish it and add it to the collection. First pro elf blitzer I've killed, and another brick in the wall that is the grid of eliminated positionals: https://fumbbl.com/p/FUMBBL.php?page=about&c=DrClaes
There were plays for TTM scores both in first and second half which could have landed another touchdown for the flings, but I forgot that I couldn't pass and TTM in the same turn in first, then fumbled the TTM in second. These things happen.
Obviously (as par for the course for flings in general and my teams in particular) it was a dicing, but I'm also happy with playing a quite conservative game. No single die blocks, no excessive dodging... and the 13 fouls... well, that's the only game the flings know how to play, and the 4 dirty players need something to do as well :).
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