“Cool game against friendly Mr. Dolphin.

The Division holds a special... and very dark... place in my heart. They were on the other side of the pitch on that fateful day 9 months ago, when Cary Loudermilk pushed legendary amazon thrower Shyla into the crowd, where she was brutalized to the death. The team apothecary rushed over but could only find tattered pieces of shiny brass bikini armor and blood and entrails smeared over the bleachers after the Division 3 fans had had their way with her.

As it turned out, not one but TWO of Mr. Loudermilk's relatives were playing today, and the Throwing gang put all their heart into the task of avenging the fabled Shyla.

In the end, the team stomped on the head of Kerry Loudermilk, cousin of the hated Cary, and the pitch was watered with her blood.

Team counted 29 blocks vs 35, 8 fouls that went unnoticed by the ref.

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