“Friendly game against Relezite, who destroyed me once again and broke the back of the halfling team. Never before have they lost this badly.

Flings brought Deeproot along, and between the treemen they threw 37 mighty block blows (26 of them blocking mighty block blows) against the pointy-eared professionals... but only got a measly 2 casualties for their efforts. The most excellent blitzer in the game was of course tackling mighty blow Holdenhawk, who smashed 4 flings into the casualty box... including, sadly, the greatest Halfling Hefty to walk the fields of glory in the months since the positional was introduced, brave little halfling #6, I don't want to go IV. 88 games, over 400 blocks, 27 casualties, and 4 kills, including an AG boosted beastman. Apo tried to save him but would have left him a shell of his former glory, back at ST2... and the coach was sure he wouldn't want to have lived like that.

Team will rise again, and start farming a new hefty.

Also, somewhat shockingly, we skilled up another rookie fling to make for our fifth dirty player on the team! Seeing as 2 of them are a little broken, may be a good investment. No apos coming your way, little guys.”