“A proper dicing. Sometimes Nuffle smiles at the flings and decides it's their time to shine. The match-up looked absolutely horrifying at first, but the flings handed the ball to Deeproot and started trucking down the pitch, blocking and fouling like it was going out of style. The sheer volume of 3-die mighty blow blocks was quite impressive, and the dorfs' inability to dodge away from the trees made the grinding game very painful for them once they were down on numbers.

Of course some flings were smashed against the grass, but the only permanent damage was done to the Dorfs. A hard gang foul saw the eminent stat-freak (6-4-4-9, completely insane) niggled and out of the game quite early on.

Thanks to opponent for endless patience in the face of my hot dice. Next time you will tackle-destroy all my flings, I'm sure!”