“Damn that Doofy. We chainsawed him into the injury box and he came back out, and then Henry whacked him again but he just wouldn't stop regenerating.

First half went well - I was overexuberant but because orcs are slow, got away with it and scored in the 8th turn. Then my bribe failed to keep Max Spleenripper on the pitch, which really annoyed me because I had been looking forward to using my Illegal Substitution for the second half. And then he pulled off a one turn TD when I'd hoped my goading would lead to Little Mo getting eaten. That left the second half for a grind where I was getting outgunned.

So I went down 2-1, with poor old Carruthers getting smashed down into a ST3 Chaos Warrior, but this was an improvement (I think) on the previous 1-0 drubbing to the orcs. Who knows, with another season of damage we might do something better next time. Henry and Max were both outstanding on the field. Onwards, ever onwards!”