“At the Mercy of Chaos arrive for their first match of season 18 pumped up and ready to finally seize their first deserted Isles Silverware!

The Murgatroid conference is a strange vista and the landscape for the At the Mercy squad and this has been particularity confusing for the front line big guys including Pus.

Deep in the jungle the first opponents the priest welcome them in a strange ritual. Apparently this is all about the opening of the league but hard for the boys to understand. Rumours quickly spread among the traveling fans that the priest would close the ceremony by sacrificing Dr Wow, much to there delight rumour has it they are digging up Montador's corpse as it is more of a prospect than the current Milka cow.

The day was too much for Leopold and seeing the Elfs line up left him hiding in the KO'd box for the match. The elfs were quick to dot down and then Albino Chipolata looked to take control of the match and held on to the ball well unfortunately he ran out of running options and the half ran out 1-0.

The Heavy hitters finally did something and Dr Wow's first CAS came early in the Second half the crowd went wild and so did he "Milk for the Milka Cow they screamed".

It was Snake Safety Bliskin who took the Plaudits though with a final minute burst off the line with the ball skipping past multiple elf's to launch a pinpoint accurate long bomb but Matty Danza fluffed his chance for glory.

The Elfs plucked the ball up and waltzed in.

This game saw long time favourite Zipa de Doh da laid to rest. Proud product of Henley.

There is a glimmer of a promise. Sinche Choque Huaccha reportdly now calling himself dancing with Minotaur's.

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