“Started off having to kick, somehow fluked a turnover and got a TD early, while Kyphexler was buried under an avalanche of 1s and skulls. Then the dice turned - in the space of 2 turns I had 5 players badly hurt. I was most upset when Henry badly hurt himself blitzing an ogre. That poor bull needs to take it by the horns.

Going into the second half I thought it was going to be a walkover for the ogres, as I had only 5 players on the pitch. But a whole lot of bonehead meant I had Chainsaw Mishap Carruthers running to the other side of the pitch with the ball, and if it hadn't been for one last reroll, he might have been standing long enough to score.

As it was, I'd delayed well enough that when the snotlings got the ball, they were too far to score, and by enticing the ogres to try a TTM in the last turn, I had the pleasure of seeing a diminutive green man knocked out

Good game, kept me thinking for all 16 turns.”