“Nuffle ever the joker decided to sneakily replace the Chorfs armour with Fling versions. I'm not sure how they failed to notice when placing it on but they certainly noticed when they woke up in the dugout having been stretchered off.

An eager team of rats were not content with removals and SI'd more often that not.

Despite the appearance of some beefy stars and the loss of all his rerolls, patient defence from XGK yielded results and the ball was secured in T6. After conceding a lot of blocks late in the half and a fair few POWs he was relieved not to have suffered any significant removals.

By the end of the first half having narrowly failed to clear the pitch they were on top enough that their 1TTD machine need not step onto the field for the second.

A 3-0 was eventually secured after some outrageous fortune from a bouncing ball.

It was a pleasure to play Demercel who valiantly and with good humour played the hand the draw (and Nuffle) had dealt him. A true gent.

Onwards to Flings! Shorely nuffing cud go rong!”