“The Sharks were over eager to get their second round game in and that wasn't the last rush of blood to their heads. Some Snazzy backfeild play from Wilhelm Chaney saw the Meadows swimming up stream with the ball. He couldn't resist trying to eat an elf though and this led to him being mobbed. Laskarina Bouboulina strolled in for a Td off a huge pass and the half ended 1-0.

The Hand maidens survived an early Blitz by the Love spawn and the miskicked ball was quickly whisked back into the Love spawns end zone. Two moments of madness saw the end of Ted Grossman and Sylvester Grottyfield will they be remembered I doubt it. Luckily Wilhelm steadied the Love boat to score a late TD the crowd then rioting through the stands. There was blood in the air. In a desperate last play a launched ball from the back field was lept upon for an interception from Boudica all she had to do was hand the ball to Laskarina Bouboulina but she was to busy sorting her MVP speech out in her head to concentrate and spilled the pill the match still decided at 2-1. What a game!!”