I regret to inform you that your son Kyrtaar has befallen a tragic accident at sea. You see he enlisted in the Ulthuan navy and tragically accidentally fell overboard where he was sadly eaten by a swarm of very hungry goldfish, a brave Gnoblar by the name of Smiszim Smelly tried to save him but unfortunately ended up with the remains of his head upon his diving boots.
He absolutely 110% was NOT playing Blood Bowl at any time and did not disgrace the family in any way by contributing to an embarrassment for the Oceanborn Sea Eagles.
Yours sincerely,
Falien Windsail
(not a blood bowl coach)”
I regret to inform you that your son Kyrtaar has befallen a tragic accident at sea. You see he enlisted in the Ulthuan navy and tragically accidentally fell overboard where he was sadly eaten by a swarm of very hungry goldfish, a brave Gnoblar by the name of Smiszim Smelly tried to save him but unfortunately ended up with the remains of his head upon his diving boots.
He absolutely 110% was NOT playing Blood Bowl at any time and did not disgrace the family in any way by contributing to an embarrassment for the Oceanborn Sea Eagles.
Yours sincerely,
Falien Windsail
(not a blood bowl coach)”