“Tuday we hadda play stoopid evil stunties. We hates evil stunties and hobbogobbos too. They why we left Blacklands to come play BludBowl in da furst plase for Mork's sakes.

I hates dem evilstuntys. Dey reel tuff an dem horsy wuns reel fast. Lukky dat aftur last game i hierd a shaman to patch up teem. He fickds up Varog reel gud, an i thot he wuz a dedder fer sure.

Teem playd gud. Grugtrog skord both tuchdowns. He terning into gud player.

Dem Harktrog an Vileheart ternin reel gud to. Dey both gave speeechez in da lokker room aftur game, tryin to chllnge Bork fer leedership i gess. I will hav to keep my Eye on da situashun.

Squig joos at staydeum was bad batch. Sum fanz reel sick say they nevr cum bak. I hopes they get smooshd”