“Hard going for the Bogwashers on their second outing. Despite having almost double the blocks of their opponents, the lack of skills meant more often than not they were flat on their disgusting backsides. An early score by the Zeppelins allowed us to draw level at the end of the 8th turn, but constant rioting by the crowd left less time to play, and with the Laundrymen failing to press forward, the game ground to a half in mid-field.

At least we contributed something to this. Unfortunately, we contributed a player to the Zeppelins. Extra training has been ordered and perhaps a more skillful Boggler will lead the team to victory soon...

A good, tough game. Would kind of preferred some squishy elves to hit instead, but you can't have everything.”