“Imagine this: you're so broke and hungry, you go to the woods for mushrooms. But as you enter the forest, you step on a snake and it bites you in the dick. While you roll on the moss in agony, a fox runs by and takes a shit in your basket meant for mushrooms. You leave the basket and crawl in a random direction, looking for help. You approach a beautiful waterfall and drink some water, hoping to ease the pain. Suddenly you sense the urge to pee, but alas, your dick is swollen, therefore the only thing to do is to cut your gut open and release the urine. As you search for a sharp stone in the pool, the game suddenly ends and you emerge victorious, 2-1.
That pretty much sums my opponents luck in this game. Cheers.”