“Another fun game, although it's not clear what kind of elves these really were.

Both apothecaries were useless; Basser went from dead to dead after Rahbi Willi-amm fouled him by the sidelines, and then nothing could be done about Psi-mon Cow'll's concussion. Rahbi got banned for this, but I figured he was only kicking once this game anyway.

First half the Chaps delayed them for a bit, and then our two fake wardancers leaped in for a sack in the 6th turn, Gyeorg running the ball in just a touch too early, giving them a turn to fight back. With two dead elves in the first half, I figured the body count would keep on rising and rising.

In the second half, our poor defending (we were down to 8 elves by then vs the Sinkder's 9) meant we conceded a touchdown when we should have had ownership, although we did take pride in smashing Jisp's collarbone. Ghari Bah-low had almost run the ball to safety to get to 2-0, but stuffed up a GFI and stunned himself.

Then with the clock ticking, we failed to move the ball forward much. I caged, hoping we could get Jahan far enough up to make a long pass, but the cage was smothered by diving tackle and when we lost to a final turn sack and pass routine, it was a relief to avoid overtime and let my frazzled nerves recover.”