“The game started as all the previous games with our opponent having all the luck you can imagine. They even killed our poor glabrezu on their first block ending his life with a swift blow to the head. But if Smithy's Club were basking in the sunshine of Nuffle in the first half they must have done something to invoke his wrath in the second half. This gave us the oppertunity to stall the game for a few rounds before we scored our touchdown. The game ended with a riot and we were quite happy with walking away with a tie as the final result.

We should learn not to play dwarves, they are to smelly, to tough and we are the ones hurting afterwards.”