“Dat whiny git Harktrog finalee went to far wid Bork. I tole him dat Bork wuz gonna geddim and so wen dat paynted up stunie wid da big hair hit Harktrog Bork didnt help out enuf if ya see whut i meen. Da annownsers gave Harktrug da MVP award fer da game as a "posthoomis display uf respeckt fur da fallin" Wotta load of crap.

Uvver dan dat da game went prity gud. Dem stunties is tuff but slow . Thrugag got reely mad cuz he smashd wuna dem gud an da little bugger jus got up an wallupd Kuthkruk.

Varthrak deesided too play tuday, da lazy git. whuts mor Thruggnash who wuz da big skorer of da game cumz to me aftur da game whingin bout his liver an how itz actin up an da doc sez dat he mite not be able too play alla da time. I thot he wuz a propr Ork but maybee hez just a git too.

Da Boyz sez dey wantz to hav a proper Orkie wake for ol Harktrog. Maybee ill go too.”