“The presence of dice stats appear to indicate that there was a game. There was no game.
There was also no dice, so riddle me the dice stats?

This was a dicing of the highest order, but despite that I triumphed over a terrible coach who thinks he is an average coach and claims to play ‘for fun’, which simply cannot be true.

Unfortunately this was a league match and therefore no CR gain. Although any CR gain I would have attained from my electric volcano victory would be minimal due to opponent’s NOOB-equivalent ranking.

I would sooner pick my own nose than pick this Lucker in Pick-finder for a rematch anytime soon.

GG. Thanks for playing. Always fun games against an enjoyable opponent.”