“Middling performance that leads to a drubbing...

Nuffle can suck it.

I don't have an overt and unrealistic expectation for this team. I don't expect to win much if at all. I don't expect to never get bad dice.

I expect better than earning 1 SPP beyond the MVP with my team in a game. So something is going to change with these guys or we're gonna start the human sacrifices.

Withergrasp Doubledrool came to play... left a mark on Meame even.

Mark'em: You still smell like Cincinasty.
Veil: Come to play or you're licking toilets clean the rest of the season.
Blake: Get your ass out of KO or I will take that freaking Batman costume and burn it with your mother's Joker-themed menora in effigy.

Zero of you will consider yourselves lucky to have lived if you keep playing this way

I will say we had a fairly good thought process on the one turn score... quick snap even helped. I attribute this to my knock-off candy crush skills. So good job coaches. Players gotta come to play. As much as I'd like a high draft pick, I do NOT want to lose every freaking game to get it. MURDER WILL HAPPEN, GOONS!! Either by you or to you.”