“Selau's lack luster season has continued. This loss against the Bedrock Blizters brings their overall record to 1/1/3. What looks like a relatively harmless score of 2-0, and a casualty advantage to the Orcs could paint the picture that this was an even bout. Fred's Footmobile took control of the game early by blitzing through the entire front line of Selau, destroying thrower Lafu, and effectively ending their offensive position by Turn 3. Further mayhem ensued as the Bedrock Blitzers stunned and KO'd nearly the entire Selau team by half, adding a score for good measure. In the second half the Blitzers let up the gas slightly, they completed a pass in their backfield, and Troll Slayer, Betty even had time to sign some autographs mid-drive along the sideline. All the same the Blitzers still managed a second score. Not willing to go quietly, Tavita saw fit to end's Wilma's BB career in the final moments of the Dwarven bashing clinic. ”