“Da boyz went on dat wake for Harktrog and nevver cum back till jus beefor da match wid da deadiez. Dey wuz all drunk an kept on fallin ovur an laffin an gigglin an stuff. Wee wuz lukky to only be down 1 to zip at the haff.

Da doc got sum stuff inta dem at hafftime an da boyz came out ta play. Dem deadiez wuz rite ard - at leest da wolfie gitz wuz. Dey wuz runnin all uvva da pitch an Bork sed dat wun tryd ta hump 'is leg beefor tryin ta teyr it off.

Varthrak showd up an playd a gud game - he even thru da pass fer a tuchdown ta Thruggnash and anuvver pass to. Da doc sez is liver problemz mite be iimproovin.

Thruggnash is gettin gud at handlin da ball but den 'ee cums up ta me an sez dat sumtimz 'is hed hurtz an he fallz down an da Doc sez he mite not play evry game. I sluggd da Doc gud fe sayiin dat an tole Thruggnash dat he wuz a slimy git.

Ties no gud - we gotta get winz!”