“One of those games where I prove I'm worse than I thought at coaching dark elves... A grind in the rain where I scored a bit too early in the first half, but I was doing well to pick the ball up in the wet, and although one more turn would have been enough to prevent the equaliser, wasn't worth the risk of losing more players.

Second half, let myself get boxed in on one wing, and that meant watching a werewolf loiter on the edge of the end zone while I tried to figure out if my players were going to get smashed to bits or not. Shouldn't have been playing conservatively here - the worst that we got was a runner out for a game without real damage.

Uncle got KO'd, took 3 attempts to wake up and that was with revitalising booze. At least my fouling went unpunished, and that's a bit more cash in the bank for the next toy for the Surgeons to play with.”