“Back to their usual awful form, the Bunch had no luck at all throughout this game. 2-0 down at half-time, Breakkut went for a sit down in the Badly Hurt box at the start of the second, but Coach Aurum is pretty sure that he was faking due to embarrassment from the scoreline. He then suffered some more after Slince Creep, the oldest of the three famous Creep Brothers, died to a block while trying to break away. He leaves two brothers, Snabce, Lineman on this team, and Sracken, a Gutter Runner for the Swampland RotterRats. A tough game for the Bunch all around, but I still have lots to learn as a coach, and tobbe is one of the people I'd want to learn it from most. Thanks for the game!
I will leave you with a quote from the Coach as he exited the pitch.
"BUNCH! CHANGING ROOM! NOW! Actually, Thrik, you played well for your first time. And yes, Snabce, you may mourn your brother instead. REST OF YOU! CHANGING ROOM! NOW!"”