“If ever there was a time I felt robbed, it was this one. Looking like grinding our way to a 1-1 draw, on the penultimate turn, without rerolls, I fluked a one die block with a rotter, then picked up the ball, and ran and hid on the side line, thinking that would minimise the chances of him getting the ball.

In hindsight, I should have gone to the corner of my endzone, so he couldn't get a blitzer round and shove me away from the sidelines. Alboglissiphonia went down, the ball went loose, and there was a throw-ra ready to grab and score, snatching away my hope of a draw. But at least it felt close.

First half went very wrong, then went right when my dice worked and his fell to bits. So there's hope - it's just after back to back Nurgle-Khemri matches, I needed a break.

Although speaking of breaks, 113 blocks, 7 fouls, and not a single casualty in sight. What was going on?”