“The least elfy elfbowl game that I've ever played in! Who knew Skaven could punch that hard?
I received and spent the first turn rolling skulls. Then I killed a Blitzer and started to do the Elves some serious damage, however I lost Slice, my last remaining Gutter Runner, one turn later. The ball bounced around in a huge scrum for the best part of the half, and then my Thrower failed a pickup and a Catcher caught it and scored for the Elves.
So 1-0 down at half-time, but playing 10 vs 7, I kicked the ball deep and watched nervously as the Elven thrower went for a pass that could have given them an easy score next turn. However, it was inaccurate and bounced into the crowd, and they (probably fairly as 4 fifths of the fans were rats) threw it halfway into the Elves' half. Step forwards Snabce Creep, who took over scoring duties after his Gutter Runner brother (and all the other Gutter Runners for that matter) died. 4 turns left, 1-1, 9 vs 6.
2 one-dice hits on their ball-carriers later, Hungry Hrabbiter dodged out of a tackle zone, picked up the ball, and made a run for the end zone! I also managed to knock down all of the remaining High Elves on the pitch, so there was no stopping the Bunch! If I'd had another turn, I would have tried a handoff to my new Blitzer, Grobit Prince, but I didn't. A crazy, impossible win in a crazy, impossible match.
Thanks so much, Hunkamania!”