“I was really trying to stop fouling, but there were a few juicy targets like that Yeti after he killed poor Kai Hacer in his first game. If it hadn't been for the apothecary, Ymir would be dead, instead of suffering an embarassing groin strain.

First half I was horribly outplayed. Takes a lot of getting used-to how slow dwarves are, I hadn't really figured that out. A bit of luck in the second half sent the Norse retreating for a bit, and then a risky reroll took down their ball carrier. With the fabled AV7 of the Norse finally making them vulnerable, we got a few more players off the pitch and then a lovely bit of Elfball between Kyler and Lucy got us the draw. So 1-1 isn't a great victory for the dwarf's first outing, but it's so much better than the 2-0 I was expecting...”