Dese Rattys wur to fast to smash gud an the onlee wun who got wun wuz Kaptain Bork who skwished wun rat gud.
Dis wuz wun dat we koulda wun. Krusher droped da ball inna endzone an den latur Varkruk trippd runnin in da ball. Lukky dat Grugtrog wuz dere to skoop it up an runnit in aftur Kuthkruk knockd da ball offa rat.
Da reel hero wuz Vileheart who got da teems furst intersepshun offa what wudda bin a shur tuchdown by the ratty skum. Xtra squig joos for him!
Speekin uv squig joos, da docs batch fer da fanz went sour, so nun of da fans bot enny. Not much gold fer teem - I wuz serprizd dere wuz not a riot.
Da teem went out an got all drunk up beefor da game agin but I tole da Doc ta mak up sum soburin up stuf. Thrugag reely hatid it an wuz gunna bash da Doc gud but da rest of da boyz stopd im.
Varthrak an Thruggnash both deecided to play tuday - I figger thretnin dem wit da knobby stik did da trik.
Gotta start winnin gamez agin.”
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Dese Rattys wur to fast to smash gud an the onlee wun who got wun wuz Kaptain Bork who skwished wun rat gud.
Dis wuz wun dat we koulda wun. Krusher droped da ball inna endzone an den latur Varkruk trippd runnin in da ball. Lukky dat Grugtrog wuz dere to skoop it up an runnit in aftur Kuthkruk knockd da ball offa rat.
Da reel hero wuz Vileheart who got da teems furst intersepshun offa what wudda bin a shur tuchdown by the ratty skum. Xtra squig joos for him!
Speekin uv squig joos, da docs batch fer da fanz went sour, so nun of da fans bot enny. Not much gold fer teem - I wuz serprizd dere wuz not a riot.
Da teem went out an got all drunk up beefor da game agin but I tole da Doc ta mak up sum soburin up stuf. Thrugag reely hatid it an wuz gunna bash da Doc gud but da rest of da boyz stopd im.
Varthrak an Thruggnash both deecided to play tuday - I figger thretnin dem wit da knobby stik did da trik.
Gotta start winnin gamez agin.”