“Brutal, absolutely brutal match in the rain. This was clearly revenge for the Vegans beating up on Suppurax's wood elves last week. Even the crowd were out for blood, killing Aaaargdolph with a rock as the second half started.

We made up for that by removing a zombie permanently from the team. Well, I'm not sure a zombie compensates for a big beefy blocker and the previously undamaged skull of our star rusher, Shredded Hoisin Duck, but that's what we got. Lucky to get a draw in the second half, operating a few men down. On the positive side, Al and Stevie both put some damage on the opposition, so they should be skilling up soon. Petaaah's Mighty Blow is broken and needs to be fixed - maybe if he'd studied the thumping power of those mummies he'd have been more useful.”