“Last game of the night and after moving very slowly up the field in the first half without making progress, got caught out with a final turn TD from the rats. By then we'd had our quarterback KO'd, Scampi Bites surfed and killed by the crowd, and every time we hit a rat we did absolutely nothing. (Save for one successful foul.)

Second half, abandoned all hope and pretence of scoring, and just started hitting things. Pandachou got a smashed hip (serve him right for badly hurting meatballs) and then Petaaah saw his chance and killed Polochon, the ST4 thrower that had been threatening us too much, with a good hard blitz. The apo couldn't save him (would Scampi Bites have done any better?)

And then a third touchdown which we tried and failed to prevent. But at least the team has developed a little bit more. The rampage of violence will continue!”