“Hierius, who got KO'd in the second turn, spent the entire match off slacking off in the dugout.

The team was blocked by defensive ork play the entire 1st half. Zeno of Elea attempted to throw Marvin on turn 8 in an emergency attempt to score, who miraclously grabbed the ball in the previous turn. The throw was very fine indeed. Marvin covered great distance, landed gracefully and casually walked into the end zone.

The beginning of second half was marked with Aristotle and Plato becoming seriously injured in the same turn. Playing 3 ogres and 4 snots against a full roster of orcs is damn difficult.

At this point we decided we need some blood, the defence was scrambled and we started fouling and pushing people off the pitch. And then we had a shot at taking the ball, but a snot failed dodge and its reroll on setting the attempt up before the blitz action.

The opponent scored giving us three turns to attept to touchdown again. The BLITZ on kickoff robbed us of that chance tho. He used the opportunity and scored again.
We had enough time to try another OTTD. Just one turn. The setup was perfect, the ball landed in a fine place. And then... a rock came from the stands and badly hurt the thrower ogre!

We didn't score a single casualty this match, received whole 7 tho. The most onsided bashing Wiseguys ever took part in.”