“Report from the FAMILY:

First half starts with defense. MOM does not understand the idea of "Dauntless" Troll Slayers and gets punched waaaay too much. She is KO'ed already in turn 3! The Dwarfes, thanks to a great pass, get very close to scoring in turn 5 but leave an opening for blitzing, which is quickly noticed by PRINCE! Unfortunately the dwarf is too short, so PRINCE's punch goes all the way back into his face! (Skull! RR! Skull! KO'd!). The dwarfes get overconfident and begin stalling, with the ball carrier next to the TD line, but also the sideline! HIPPIE AUNTIE dodges out her enemies and pushes the ball carrier out of the field. The crowd loves this blitz so much that they throw the ball back in the middle of the field. The dwarfes try to to get back but their lack speed does not help... this looks like the end of the first half...
But surprise! In turn 6 the FAMILY notices that WEIRD UNCLE, true to his name, has been lying on the ground in TD range for at least the last three turns, completely forgotten by the coach! With renewed hope the FAMILY decides that it is time to score! DAD blitzes the only dwarf next to the ball, and then THE ONE WE DON'T TALK ABOUT picks it up and runs towards the TD line, only to fall down right next to WEIRD UNCLE. The coach suspects that it's not a failed GFI, but WEIRD UNCLE that wants to score himself, which he then does in the following turn.
In the beginning of the second half it is once again 11 vs. 11, as no team managed any permanent removal (well... some members of the FAMILY cheated by regenerating...). Kick lands close to LoS, and a solid cage is built in the middle of the field with HIPPIE AUNTIE carrying the ball. First blood is drawn by MOM with a badly hurt dwarf. After a few turns of textbook cage progression the FAMILY gets greedy with a dangerous side shift, which leaves HIPPIE AUNTIE exposed on a side. This is quickly punished by the dwarfs, who take her down. But HIPPIE AUNTIE does not give up, and thanks to the support of the FAMILY gets back on her feet, picks up the ball and scores the second and final TD in turn 7.

After the match:
Mummy MOM is MVP and gets GUARD
Skeleton SKINNY DUDE joins the FAMILY”