“Report by the FAMILY:

For the first time the FAMILY starts in offence. Quick snap and the kick lands on the LoS, where a brawl takes place for a couple of turns. TOOTHLESS GRAMMA grabs a lucky bounce and a cage is formed. The daemons get in contact and they get harshly punished, as the FAMILY manages to badly hurt three of them. They take revenge in the next turn and a horny daemon blitzes mom into KO. The cage can't progress and the ball is handed off to HIPPIE AUNTIE. DAD, angry for what the daemons did to MOM, smashes a pit fighter's hip. it's turn 5 and the ball is still by the LoS. An opening is found and a sideline cage formed. Another opening is found and the ball moves to the centre, with most daemons blocked between a screen and the sideline. A safe touchdown is scored in turn 8.

Second half starts with 7 daemons vs. 11 FAMILY members. The coach still has a wizard to use and is overconfident. This surely be an easy 2-0! But the kick lands out of bounds. MOM blitzes early in the turn and fails, leaving most of the FAMILY out of positions. The daemons have an easy opportunity to form a sideline cage wide into the FAMILY half. The daemons are now in scoring range but PRINCE dodges out of a tackle zone and blitzes the ball carrier. For the second time in the match TOOTHLESS GRAMMA catches the bounce. She gets blocked and the ball falls down. Punches are exchanged and pickups are failed. It's turn 6 and the ball is dangerously close to the TD line. The FAMILY asks for help by the wizard, who does not impress and only sends a single daemon to the floor. More failed pickups and the family starts to worry! But HIPPIE AUNTIE finally picks up the ball and goes close to DAD for support. A daemon TD is now only a very remote theoretical possibility. But the daemons don't give up and successfully blitz HIPPIE. DAD picks up the bounce and the game is over.

After the match:
Ghoul THE ONE WE DON'T TALK ABOUT is MVP
Mummy DAD gets Guard
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