“Report by the FAMILY:

First game vs. Goblins who can induce 3 bribes and a keg. The FAMILY is quite intimidated by all the gadgets that the bad guys brought into the field. The FAMILY kicks out of bounds so the ball is safe. The FAMILY has no tackle, and this heavily limits the punching potential. The baddies cage north, while the fanatic controls the center of the field. The baddies switch side and the family follows. The looney begins to show his potential by stunning FAMILY members. MOM finally manages to KO the fanatic - one less crazy guy to worry about! The looney keeps hitting HIPPIE AUNTIE on the floor, fracturing her skull (-AV) thus ending her career with the family at 14SPP. PRINCESS has a 1D shot at the ball but fails the GFI and the reroll had been burned earlier on a double skull. The looney keeps trying to chop family members apart and stuns MIDLIFE CRISIS who should probably not have been there. The baddies have a scoring opportunity but nuffles disagrees and the GFI over the scoring line is failed. A few lucky rolls and PRINCE recovers the ball. The trolls begin feeling stupid which doesn't help the baddies. Unfortunately the FAMILY did not plan for a scoring threat, so the first half ends at 0-0, but not before the looney manages to hurt DAD with a chainsaw foul, and DAD doesn't regenerate. The FAMILY takes his revenge by hurting the looney in the next turn, but the apo is effective this time.

The second half starts with 10 vs. 11 in favour of the baddies. Especially DAD with his guard and HIPPIE AUNTIE with her blodge are really missed. The baddies on the other hand manage to bribe the ref and keep the looney for this half. The FAMILY is terrified by that dude! The FAMILY seriously starts considering how many more players they are willing to sacrifice for this win... The kick is out of bounds and delivered to rookie ghoul MIDLIFE CRISIS, in the hope he can in a game or two fill HIPPIE AUNTIE big shoes. LoS punches stun a troll and cause a turnover before the ball is moved. Fair enough. The looney now KO's princess. 9 vs. 11. An incomplete cage is formed on the side opposite to the bomma. This time is BALD GRAMPA who gets a smashed ankle (-MA), after a well assisted punch by a puny gobbo. 8 vs. 11. Looney blitzes and stuns the ball carrier. At least the bounce is not bad. A well placed bomb puts MOM, PRINCE and SMELLY GRAMMA on the ground, but armour holds. OLD SCHOOL UNCLE gets the ball but there is no safety to be found, so the coach decide that a 2D punch on the looney is the most pressing matter to attend to, even if it puts the ball next to the sideline. The looney is stunned! At least one turn of peace. But the damn stunties dodge through the FAMILY and push the ball and the carrier out of the field. 7 vs. 10 (a not very significant gobbo was punched out). The ball is back in the middle where the big brawl is still taking place. It's a relatively easy pickup for the baddies who seem now very likely to score. The ONE WE DON'T TALK ABOUT gets a 2D blitz at the ball. Two skulls. RR. Two pushes, and the sidestepping gobbo gets even closer to TD. The chainsaw dude keeps removing FAMILY members, and the gobbos dangerously stall by the sideline. 6 vs. 10. The hope is faint, but it's there. THE ONE (ghoul) "only" has to dodge 4+,4+,3+ and at least a push on a 2D block. Even both down could help. Dodge and a RR. Should be around 50-50. Nuffle flips a coin and smiles to the gobbos. MOM is stunned by the chainsaw dude. There is no way to prevent the TD but as a mere consolation SKINNY DUDE punches the looney into badly hurt and successfully fouls a troll.

It's the first defeat for the FAMILY, but surely not the last one!

After the match:
Wights PRINCE is MVP and gets +MA
Ghoul HIPPIE AUNTIE is sacked due to fractured skull (-AV)
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