“Kurgan, Chaos Marauders. Mighty Blow. Claw. Mighty Blow. Mighty Blow. Guard. Powerhouse strength.

We're receiving in the first half. So what do the Injury Surrogate Providers do?

Perfect defense and ALLMENSSTUDMANDUDEBRO DEFENSE! THEY WANT TO STEAL OUR BELOVED TREASURE!

But they forget.. we have strength 4, and guard! And they didn't commit enough guard! So we start to smash them down.. KO! POW! . .just a knock down.. PO- wait, you don't spell 'pow' s k u l l... TWO OF THEM? NO!

And then, the Injury Surrogate Providers provide to pick up the ball that they had CONVENIENTLY kicked short, and knock down 9 of our players.

Unfortunately, this was the last time things went right for the ISP. They double downed re-roll into double downs without block. They couldn't pick up the ball. But the crowd through it 12 squares in the exact direction they waned. But then they couldn't hand off the ball. They couldn't dodge - if it mattered. They pow-ed down our blodgers EVERY CHANCE THEY GOT - but never broke armor.

Eventually, the lack of success caught up with them, and the Shadows of Araanjagan were able to not only score once or twice, but, manage a hat trick (and Amasandji was awarded with Agi 5 for his daring GFI escapades to secure that!), AND.. we scored more goals than we caused cas despite having mass mighty blow against av7, and getting 64 blocks.

This team is ballin'. *completely boggled*

Thanks for the match Bustahemo!”