“Bill the IV came into the game one point shy of being a legend and 5th in all time High Elf passing yardage. The Finaldias got the ball first and crushed the elven defense early. Unfortunately even after having the team take a little nap, they were able to get up and outrace the Norse to the endzone knocking the ball from their hands at the last minute. Geoffrey took the ball from the feet of two Norse , dodged around another and tossed the ball to Michelle who had been left for dead earlier in the half. The second half gave Bill his chance to earn his legend. Although having seen most of the recieving core killed in recent game, he sent Geoffrey and Ken long for their stand play. The Finlandis were having none of it knocking Geoffrey down and boxing Ken in preventing the score. Instead he tossed the ball up to Lee who formed a small cage with those elves still standing. Becoming the first legend and moving into 4th overall in passing. Unfortunately the Norse formed a big cage forcing Lee to run a flea flicker lateral the ball back to Bill how tossed up to a streaking blitzer on the other side of the field for the score. The Norse scored a late TD allowing Bill to pick up a turn 8 kick off and run a victory lap around the field. Although given his aching knees it was more like a victory lap around a single elf.

Postgame analysis revealed that the final pass had actually moved Bill into 3rd all time in high elf passing yardage. After the game Bill announced his retirement due to two bad knees. He has agreed to stay on until the end of the current E.L.F. season as the team is still in the running for a second place finish. Geoffrey is also getting a second opinion as his blazing speed has declined recently”