“Had a good run for the Vegans, but this one punched our ticket: with Stevie out with a broken jaw, our star quarterback Red Onion & Rosemary Sausages saved from the grave only to have a niggling back injury instead, and some no-name beastman getting his knee smashed in, was quite the second half.

Should have scored at least once, but we were trying to stall in a half when the dice were hot, so Nuffle probably punished me for that. And then decided to smash the team up while he was at it.

On the other hand, every zombie we hurt didn't regenerate. Shame it took a T16 foul to get rid of Tyr, but there you go. The ref liked me more than Java - Western Fred came on for the second half, put the boot in once, and got sent straight off, whereas Meatballs had that angelic look on his face that charms the man in the black and white striped shirt.

Proud of Family Size - got his first casualty with his first block today. A few more like that and he'll be a wonderful addition to the team.

Thanks for the match!”