“Another defeat for the Facts, this time at the webbed hands of suspiciously strong frogs.

An early score by the Pondemonium gave the Facts hope of equalising, but even with that freakish Dynamo quad-skulling himself, they couldn't stop 2 getting past them in the first half. With Griff Oberwald wearing pillows on his fists, nobody was leaving the pitch apart from a journeybeastman.

Then the second half started, and constant thumping from the Facts meant that although a win was never in the offing, there were so few frogs left on the pitch by the end that a sprint to score wasn't in danger. The Facts go home, celebrating scoring for the third time this season, and planning on buying a big cow to celebrate...”