“The Ogres avoided being permanently injured by Helmut, but his work with the Gnoblars allowed an opening that made the Ladies scoring an inevitability at the end of the first half.

The second have began with an orbital laser of a heat wave that knocked out two crucial ogres and a gnoblar. It was 7 vs 9, and things looked bleak. Gnob 4, however, was not perturbed, and scampered past several silly-looking opponents to toss the ball to S.C.A.R. with ease. What followed, however, was a symphony of 2-die uphill successes for the Amazons that pushed the ball 4 squares away from them scoring. Miraculously, bad dodges and a failed Go For It kept the Amazons from consolidating, and there was still a chance for a tie with just two turns left. Then, the last gnoblars on the field failed ignobly, and S.C.A.R. suddenly got stupid right when it was least convenient, so the game ended with a whimper.”