“A first victory for the Bluenosers this season!

It was almost 1-0 down at the half, after some tiny Norse varmint had the temerity to block Rotgore Howler as he was preparing to score. Enraged, the team captain leaped back up and almost killed the runner, leaving him with a big dent in his skull as the big lad with the horns ran the ball in for a score.

After that, an iffy Keith's Beer was handed to the Homesteaders' ulfwerener (as 'a unique taste of Halifax') that left him staggering drunkenly for the second half, as the Bluenosers rushed the ball forward, delighting their fans as Rawgores, the baldheaded hero of folk music, scored his first touchdown. A good, violent game, done in an hour and leaving the crowd roaring for more blood. They always want more blood!”